Random acts of kindness
Sunday, May 30, 2004 09:10 PM
Out of sheer boredom, I've been going over the search phrases that get people to this site. Some even made sense. Others would have made much more sense if asked in the Delphi newsgroups. The rest seem to match the content of this site in a strange, computerized search algorithm sort of way. Out of the kindness of my heart, I took it upon myself to reply to some of these requests:
Delphi TList wrong contents
Well, you could delete the wrong content, and put in some right content. Better yet, avoid putting in the wrong content to begin with. Saves a world of trouble.
Tricky. Helps if you say what the problem is, though.
Apparently, that's a set of applications that help you perform obscure computing tasks, like writing your résumé using a variety of fonts, colors, and dinosaur backgrounds, or forwarding those funny, funny jokes to everyone in your address book. Oh, and it manages address books, too.
Wishes and desires
Path to a wizard
You have to start in Kansas. Wait for a Tornado. When you see one, run into it. That should take care of things.
All components package
All of them? How about half?
Response.statuscode 403 blank page
Isn't the whole idea of status code 403 that you can't see the page?
Delphi 8 serial number
Try 123. Better yet, look at the label on your Delphi 8 CD. What do you mean, you don't have a CD? But that would mean... oh.
Download source code netsky virus
Sure, no problem. That's what I'm here for.
Could not get file
Search, grasshopper, and try again.
How long we spend waiting
Commit suicide! Office assistant clippy
A sentiment shared by a lot of people. Take comfort in that.
Ideal number of files in folder hierarchy
42. Or was that not the right question?
Really cute names
Oh, you meant really cute. Sorry about that. Try watching "The Sopranos" - the characters seem to have really cute names. Great personalities, too.